Hey Idiot 💗

I made a website. Against my will. For YOU.

Continue 😹

Before you judge 🙄

This took effort. Time. Emotional Damage.

Proceed 🫠

Important Questions ⚠️

Part 1.
Do you love me? 👀

Yes 💖 No

Part 2.

Do you miss me right now? 👀

Yes 💗 No

So the important question…

Will you be my valentine, baby? 😹💗

Yes 💘 No

Loading feelings…
please do not panic 😶‍🌫️

Knew you would say yes 😌

Did you really think you had a choice?

A letter for you 💌

Before you start… read slowly.

Hi. Yes. This is still happening. Please sit properly. Drink water. Mentally prepare yourself. I made this website. On purpose. With intention. And poor life choices. Anyway.

Proceed 😶

ERROR ⚠️

Too much emotions. Trying to reload…

Brace yourself… the emotional bomb 💥💖

I love you. Like… A LOT. An illegal amount. Someone should stop me. I love how you care 🥰 I love how you stay 🤍 I love how you deal with me daily (soldier behaviour). You make me feel safe. You make me feel calm. You make my brain shut up 💫 You are my person. My comfort. My home 🏡 So congratulations 🎉 You are now: ✔ My Valentine ✔ My favourite human ✔ Stuck with me forever No returns. No refunds. No escape. Lifetime subscription activated 😤💖 I love you, idiot. Happy Valentine’s Day 💋💘

Go further 👀 Back to beginning 🔁

You’re still here?

Impressive. Most people run after meeting my chaos.

Celebration 🎉 Back to beginning 🔁